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Congress 2008 Reports
What We Really Want to Say! The LARYNGOSPASMS are a musical group of CRNA’s that adapt lyrics to songs, oldies but goodies, to the OR environment. They performed on Sunday, March 30th just prior to Opening Session at Congress. They also shared with us 10 things we would like to say to our surgeon colleagues. Here they are: 10. Can we at least talk about the music? We’ve heard “The Dark Side of the Moon” 5 times already. 9. You aren’t going to leave it looking like THAT, are you? 8. We have all the supplies, instruments & equipment you’ve asked for. Now where are we going to put the patient? 7. In lieu of your post op order set, we have just installed a cell phone with your number in your patient. 6. Why bother closing? The patient will heal faster. 5. I know I don’t have the suture (instrument, supplies, etc.) in the room. I know how that bothers you. Next time pick your own ?#@$! case. 4. Can your emergency, urgent, stat carpal tunnel release at least wait for the STAT C-section? 3. Are you this helpless at home? 2. We are all so glad to hear about your wonderful vacation, fabulous children, 40,000 square foot house, your 5 expensive cars, and how unfair it is that you have to pay taxes. And last but far from least….. 1. Go ahead; take your cases to another hospital. Don’t let the door hit you’re a_ _ on the way out!
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